When people walk really slowly in front of me


When I think I left my cell phone at home, and then I find it in my bag:


When you use your last pandora skip, and the next song is even worse


When I see those people who genuinely love exercising/eating healthy

whatshouldwecallme:

Them:

Me:


When my best friend & I get home from the bar and remember we have leftover pizza in the fridge


When I’m watching Titanic, and Rose tells Jack that she will never let go


Going through your high school yearbook


On Vacation

whatshouldwecallme:

Some people still stick to their work-out routines:

But I’m just like:


Doing work when I’m hungover


When I’m talking to a guy and he makes a sports reference